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TikTok analytics · For nightlife creators

Stop guessing. start posting smarter.

We analyse your last 30 videos and tell you exactly which patterns make your reach explode — and which ones kill it. No vague AI advice. Just numbers from your account.

30
Videos analysed
per audit
12+
Patterns we
detect
€9
Per month
(early access)
2min
From signup
to insights
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Your reach is a
coin flip. And you
know it.

01

One video hits 80k.
The next does 1.2k.

Same energy. Same effort. Same hashtags. You have no idea what changed. You shrug and post the next one hoping for the best.

02

TikTok analytics is garbage.

You see view counts. You don't see patterns. Why does posting at 23:00 work for you but not for that other promoter? Nobody tells you.

03

Generic advice is useless.

"Post 3x daily!" "Use trending sounds!" Cool. That advice is for fitness creators. Nightlife is a different animal — and nobody's looking at your account.

Your account.
X-rayed.

You give us your TikTok handle. We pull your last 30 videos.

Then we crunch every variable that matters — duration, post time, hook style, sound type, hashtag count, pacing — and correlate it with your reach.

You get a one-page audit. Real numbers. Real patterns. Your data only.

  • What time you should be posting
  • Your ideal video length
  • Hooks that double your reach
  • Sounds that work for nightlife
  • What to stop doing immediately
@example_account
Last 30 posts · SAMPLE
+340%
Posts at 22:00–00:30 outperform 17:00–19:00 by 3.4× based on 12 posts · confidence high
+210%
Videos under 18 seconds beat 30+ second posts by 2.1× 9 short posts · 6 long posts
-65%
Static interior shots in first frame kill reach. Crowd shots win. 5 static · 7 crowd · brutal gap
Pattern
Trending sounds with <500k uses outperform >5M uses counterintuitive but consistent
+180%
Captions under 40 characters drive 1.8× engagement your top 5 all under 40ch

Three steps.
Two minutes.

Drop your
handle

Paste your TikTok username. No login. No password. We pull only public data — same as anyone could see.

We crunch
30 posts

Our system analyses every video for 12+ variables. We compare top performers vs flops to find the patterns specific to your account.

You see the
truth

One page. Real numbers. Click any insight to see the math. No black box. No "trust the AI" — verify it yourself.

We use only public TikTok profile data. No login required. No password stored. Your account stays yours — we just look at what's already public, but we look way more carefully than you have time to.

Made for people
who post about
the night.

a.

Club promoters

You run TikTok for a venue. Your job depends on filling the room. Your boss looks at views every Monday.

b.

Resident DJs

Your sets are fire. Your TikTok is mid. You don't have time to A/B test 50 hooks. You need answers, fast.

c.

Nightlife photographers

Your shots are amazing. Your videos die. You suspect format matters but can't pinpoint why.

d.

Bar & lounge owners

You're the marketer, manager, and accountant. You need this fixed in an hour, not next year.

€9/month.
Locked forever.

First 200 founder members only. Once we hit 200, price goes to €19/month for everyone else. You stay at €9 for life.

Founder member plan
€19 €9 / month
  • Full audit on your last 30 posts
  • 12+ patterns analysed automatically
  • Weekly re-runs (track if you're improving)
  • Show-the-math transparency on every insight
  • Direct feedback channel to the founder
  • Locked at €9/month forever
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